LEAH: Continue reading “To the Church that Requested Its Women Fast from Social Media (but Not Men) and Fall Silent at a Time when Women are in Pain from Being Silenced, and During Church Sex Scandals, and Right Before a Utah State Election in which You, the Church, Have Meddled:”
READER POST: RMN: Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed by thy name. I come before you to plead on behalf of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. What would thou have thy prophet tell the Saints, those striving to be thy people? Continue reading “Revelation from the Church of the Restored Gospel”
PILAR: I’m on a mission to bring truth and light to the masses. So I started a new side gig I’m labeling ShadowLeaks™. And people, I have some really important news leaks for you about the new LDS hymn and song books. The absolute truth (and nothing but the truth) is that I have “acquired” certain secret sacred memos from Church Headquarters describing exactly what’s in and what’s out, plus every scandelicious detail about the new hymn book.