Humor – Sisters Quorum

October 7, 2018October 7, 2018

To the Church that Requested Its Women Fast from Social Media (but Not Men) and Fall Silent at a Time when Women are in Pain from Being Silenced, and During Church Sex Scandals, and Right Before a Utah State Election in which You, the Church, Have Meddled:

LEAH: Continue reading “To the Church that Requested Its Women Fast from Social Media (but Not Men) and Fall Silent at a Time when Women are in Pain from Being Silenced, and During Church Sex Scandals, and Right Before a Utah State Election in which You, the Church, Have Meddled:”

August 24, 2018August 24, 2018

Revelation from the Church of the Restored Gospel

READER POST: RMN: Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed by thy name. I come before you to plead on behalf of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. What would thou have thy prophet tell the Saints, those striving to be thy people? Continue reading “Revelation from the Church of the Restored Gospel”

June 29, 2018July 17, 2018

ShadowLeaks™ Releases LDS Church’s Sacred Memos

PILAR: I’m on a mission to bring truth and light to the masses. So I started a new side gig I’m labeling ShadowLeaks™. And people, I have some really important news leaks for you about the new LDS hymn and song books. The absolute truth (and nothing but the truth) is that I have “acquired” certain secret sacred memos from Church Headquarters describing exactly what’s in and what’s out, plus every scandelicious detail about the new hymn book.

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